Person to Annoy
People who have been married for a long time and are giving a toast usually share their marriage experience to the newlyweds. This is to give them a heads-up on the journey that they are about to embark together. If you’re married and you are giving a wedding toast, you can make it funny by adding this to your message: “I love being married. It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.”