Bad Connection
There’s this guy who had this funny voicemail greetings that made the callers think that they were talking to him, but they were having a bad connection. If you were the caller, you’ll probably be shouting on the other line, feeling frustrated that he couldn’t hear you. That’s because he’s not really there. Here’s the greeting: “Hello? (Pause). Hello? (Pause). Hello? Hey, who is this? (Pause) I think we’ve got a bad connection, can you speak up? ( Pause). All right, I think you should probably just leave your name and number at the tone!”
