Meet Up
This is literally one of the funniest voicemail greetings you’ll ever hear. It has the usual “Hi, I’m John” type of introduction, but the norm stops there as the next lines are hilarious. Here’s the complete greeting for you to have a better idea what we are talking about. “Hi! It’s John! Let’s Meet Up! I’m Close! He had this running sounds after that, which would make you think that he was actually near the place and rushing to meet you.