Dishonest Man You Can Trust
This was taken from the movie Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl that was released in 2003. Johnny Depp who played the role of Captain Jack Sparrow spilled these lines, which are totally funny. A dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest! Although it’s funny, he had a point here. He was open about him being dishonest so people didn’t have to determine if he was honest or not, because he was honest that he wasn’t. Funny contrasting words!