Hairy Sausage
Most of the time, the funniest gamertags are the ones on the naughty side like the first on the list. A Hairy Sausage might sound nothing but the regular sausage that you eat, but only it’s hairy. It’s even kind of a bit gross thinking about it. Adults who know this green joke will probably be laughing out loud right now reading about this gamer tag. If it’s still not clear, it refers to the sausage “down there”!