Love is Blind
Love quotes are popular in wedding toasts, and perhaps one of the most popular is the saying that love is blind. How about giving it a little twist to make it hilarious so the couple and the entire audience will laugh. Say “love is blind, marriage is the eye-opener”. Pause for a bit after saying the first part so they will be surprised that there’s a next line to it and it’s a funny one! It’s hilarious, but it’s definitely an eye-opener!