“What’s the difference between you and eggs? Eggs get laid and you don’t”
In a group of friends, there’s that guy who is a chick magnet. He easily gets the girls that he wants. There’s also the guy who doesn’t get laid. If you have a friend whom you consider as the latter and he seems to be unlucky when it comes to girls, this is one of the funniest insults that you can throw at him. Everyone will be hysterical laughing when you compare him with eggs and point that eggs are better because they get laid and he doesn’t!
