“I’m not saying I hate you, but I would unplug your life support to charge my phone”
This without a doubt tops our list of funniest insults and we’re sure you can’t get over it now that you’ve read it because we feel the same way. Imagine unplugging your friend’s life support just so you can charge your phone? That’s totally hilarious; well, on a friend’s perspective. This is a great line to tell your best bud that you hate him for doing something even if it’s not really a big deal like eating all your favorite chips!
