12 of the Funniest Jokes Ever That Will Keep You Laughing

Old Washing Machine

The husband was so mean that he told his wife her bottom looked like an old washing machine. It didn’t take long and she was able to get back to her husband as when they were about to sleep, the husband was feeling horny and wanted to make love with his wife. However, the wife said she won’t start the old washing machine for a small load, which means the husband’s ownership wasn’t big enough!